Instacart: Hi, Milkmaid, I Hope You Enjoy My Mushrooms

I tried to stay Covid-safe and shop by Instacart today, but my shopper did the old switcheroo.

My husband, Dan, still insists on going to ShopRite at least once a week. I think it’s risky, because we are older and it is crowded. He wears a mask and uses hand sanitizer. The prices are best there, for sure, though the produce and meat can be below par — and you can’t find many local boutique brands (bread, coffee, chocolate).

I prefer Kings, and when Covid spiked in the spring and again, now, as a last-minute…